Bangladesh bagpipes

Breaking wind loudly after a heavy night of curry, onion bhajis and Guinness.

"Dear god's, that smells evil! Who's been playing the Bangladesh Bagpipes?"

by Pagan and proud! January 17, 2023

Scottish bagpipe

The act of connecting one's rectum to another's usually performed with a cylindrical tube or rod to help regulate internal body temperatures by sharing flatulence. The bagpipe definition was derived a Scotsman the that had climbed Mount Everest and survived using his quick wits bagpipe and young squire.

Did you hear Rodger and Mick Finney had to play the Scottish bagpipe to escape the avalanche?!

Also accepted the abbreviation of the term "The pipes"

Jesus Johnny if it gets any colder out here we're going to have to play the pipes.

by 2ub0 November 4, 2019

Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Chocolate Bagpipes

Where a circumcised male has anal sex with another person, the other person farts and the air escapes up through the urethra and fills the scrotum with air causing a phenomenon known as the 'Chocolate Bagpipes'

Also see Chocolate Blowfish.

Tim: "Man, last night I was rockin' Jemma's can and she farted and gave me a mad case of the Chocolate Bagpipes"
Dave: "Dude! High five!"

by Raging Erections March 23, 2011

Mexican Bagpipe

When one blows air into a womans vagina and then uses his or her hands to push down on the lower stomach, pushing the air back out of her vagina, creating natural vaginal flatunlence.

Dude, you had to hear the Mexican Bagpipe I gave this girl last night, It sounded like his ass after buffalo chicken pizza!

by A Knowledgeable Mexican August 2, 2012

Egyptian Bagpipe

A variation of the typical "bagpipe" however instead of using the armpit you use the back of the knee for sexual gratification.

I asked if she wanted to do the egyptian bagpipe but then i realized we couldn't because she was a double leg amputee.

by Austin R & J Karr May 17, 2007

Blackwater Bagpipe

When a male coal miner sits on another males chest and defecates whilst the other male conducts oral sex

Can't wait to get back to camp to play the Blackwater Bagpipe

by hobo traveller August 3, 2022