backward rumplestilskin

When a girls on top and raps her hair around your dick then ties it in a know and proceeds to jack you off with it

Damn this girl was so freaky she backward rumplestilskined me.

by freakymagicgodlover July 7, 2011

backward

retarded, stupid, ignorant

I think that kid is a little backward

by doyle ross December 10, 2008

Backwards Lap dance

A seductive dance done mostly by a female in which the dancer rubs her ass provocatively against the back, legs, and ass of the backward's lap dancer's customer, for erotic purposes.

Have you seent my assistant? I need her at the door checking off the guestlist.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.

What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!

Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.

by Pinche Pdiddy Dollarsign March 31, 2011

Piss Backwards

To retract what you have previously said. Used by the Police (unofficially) to describe the actions of a victim - usually of domestic assault, who initially complains resultig on the offender being arrested, but then changes their mind and welcomes their tormentor back with open arms.

"Get her statement now, before she has chance to piss backwards"

by Tex982 October 21, 2006

suffering backwards

This is used to describe an extreme level of suffering and going through it, only you start out living a good life but as you get older you only decline and are heading to rock bottom.

Lisa " I cannot believe I used to drive a jaguar and have all the money I wanted and more."

Kelley "but John told me he saw your bank account and you had 39,999 dollars just sitting in the bank?" What's up with this grief show?

Lisa " I promise you that I am just over losing everything. I am definitely suffering backwards"

Kelley "...and back again" bless your heart.

by Ionajag November 3, 2013

Backwards Frontward

A front Butt. A large deposit of fat on the pubic bone. A belly that goes all the way to the crotch. A butt in the front.

Hey dude, Check out that backwards frontward standing in line over there. Damn!!!!!!!!!!!

by $ank$ March 9, 2008

backwards mustache

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.

My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!

by sexypanda man January 30, 2010