Bauer-Off

To masturbate.

"Yo dude what are you up to for the night?"

"I think I'm gonna shower, Bauer, then start drinking."

"Come on, always Bauer-Off before the shower."

"Yeah, you're right."

by Mellamokyle April 14, 2009

Mariana Baquero

Mariana Baquero is such a beauty and everyone wants to fuck. She’s the hottest girl in the universe. Everyone wants to stick their dick right up in her ass so far it tickles her insides. And her moaning sounds like the church choir from my school.

“oh my god Mariana Baquero wants to fuck me!”
“You lucky queer”

by Dannyboy696969 July 17, 2018

max bauer

max Bauer is an absolute island. he is not as cool as the other max in the core class, so he is referred to as lindsy.

god Max Bauer is annoying and has fake yeezys.
"oath what an island"

by yeah yeah man September 8, 2020

bauer

being or the act of being a pussy

"Man I tried to ask that girl out but I Bauer'd out"
"I would go to that party but I'm a Bauer"

by syborg March 8, 2005

Jack Bauer

1. To Be Up For 24 Hours Or More.
2. Something Than Happens To Terrorist.
3. A Card You Don't Want To Play.
4. Something You Say When Someone Is Harassing You For Info.

News Reporter: Numerous Terrorist Around the Globe Have Been Killed By an Unknown Gunner brandishing a Silenced Nine millimeter.
Me: Must Be Jack Bauer.

by Slade Technics December 23, 2006

bauer

v. To seriously wreck someone's flow, especially in the style of Jack Bauer.

Darryl was having a nice day, but I had to bauer his ass when he stepped to my girl.

by Mickey February 23, 2005

Bauerized

To be totally, utterly and completely destroyed in a violent manner. This word originates from the man who is the one man in the world more bad-ass than Chuck Norris: Jack Bauer.

If you are bauerized, you can be sure that your body will be totally and absofuckinglutely destroyed and unrecognizable.

That bad-ass mofucka Jack Bauer totally bauerized that Russian cocksucker.

by donimic13 April 15, 2010