Awkward Deal

When an awkward situation happens and you get a positive outcome.

"Dude some Homeless guy gave me 100 dollars"
"Thats an awkward deal"

by Wooplah April 24, 2009

awkwardmarine

A color to describe how awkwad a situation is. First appeared on the College Humor Show on MTV

Your shoes are awkwardmarine.

by slorebag April 7, 2009

Awkward Middle

The area in the center of a circle of people playing hackey-sack where no one can easliy reach.

Ah man. We had it going for ever. Damn awkward middle.

by Fat Man Incognito May 6, 2011

AwkWalk

The journey from one class to another where someone says somthing religiously emotionaly or politicaly offensive that causes an awkward walk.

Andrew asked jason if he had an attraction to dolphins, it was a sexually confusing AwkWalk

by jmar123 February 6, 2013

Awkward Zoo

The collection of all of the awkward animals. Each animal within the awkward zoo has its own awkward physical motion to make any awkward situation, more awkward, in hopes to make it less awkward, but usually just makes you look like an idiot.

Situation: running into your neighbor in then lobby of your apartment after having drunk sex with them the night before

You: hi.
Them: hey:
***awkward silence***
You: {{{pull out a hand motion of an awkward zoo animal}}}

by Betsy is Awesome April 16, 2013

awkward money

Money that makes a situation or conversation instantly awkward, especially when borrowing from someone who is strict, cheap and/or frugal with their own money.

I borrowed awkward money from my friend, who requested that I pay him back in quarters.

by brokenxcupz June 15, 2012

Awkwardacity

The audacity to be openly awkward.

They are unashamed of their awkwardacity.

by slayer Cee September 12, 2015