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Atheism

Doesn't believe in a god or any higher power. They believe when you die, everything is black and nothing.
"What god do you believe in?"
"I don't believe in a god. I believe in atheism."
by crtl+shft+h June 1, 2018
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Atheism

A strange Phenomena where one who dosent believe in God/a God (usually in reference to Christians version of one it seems) But Cares about it as much, if not more, than those who do believe.
Never have i seen people speak more about something they dont believe in.
"I Dont believe in god , there is no god , god god blah it's all bullshit , but boy do i go on about it so much"

If you people really dont believe in God, why do you care so much as to fill up these pages talking about it?

Atheism... The Act of Ardent Disbelief...what a joke.
by Long Live Khan September 14, 2008
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Atheism

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self- replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.
To learn atheism!
by Gertrude5555556 July 12, 2010
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After 13 billion years hydrogen turns into humans. After this transformation, we begin to see the natural progression of aquatic life taking on human attributes, which were spread from the explosion and expansion of hydrogen. After 2 billion years, a homosapien
inhaled bee pollen into his lungs… this caused him to be able to think and reason. We follow the historical arch of the homosapien, gradually making its progression to mirror the aquatic human development, each taking in whiffs of particular pollens, enabling them to grow closer to the humans we see today. The race of homosapiens and aquatic humans became one through a serious of intense mating rituals. The combination of these two races created the humans of today. We can still catch a glimpse of the homosapien and aquatic features in what we call “children” in the current age. This is most commonly seen in individuals with blue hair or monkey-like intelligence. Some more prominent features of the aquatic humans can be seen in what we today call homosexuals. The primitive action of homosexuality was an act that the aquatic humans took part in which caused whole parts of their race to disappear and disease to run rampent. In conclusion, atheism is the most credible and reliable belief system. You can be anything you want! Evolution has proved this to be true.

#atheismorbust
Atheism good

Your mom is an atheist

Steven hawking was hot
by 13yearsleft December 28, 2022
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Atheism
A person who has accepted the fact that there is no god(s).
"I used to be blinding by religion, but now I'm an atheist."
Source: Pyrus, Oct 21, 2003

Until your beloved science proves that then it's NOT a fact.You should know this.It's not very scientific of you.
Putting all your faith in government leads to enslavement.
by Think OUTSIDE the BUNS! March 13, 2005
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Atheism

atheism and state has resulted in the deaths of over 100 million people
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Atheism

It has its own symbol, its own evangelists, its own fundraisers and weekly gatherings, and theres no logical way to prove a God doesn't exist but they believe it strongly.
Atheism: God can't exist.
Somewhat religious dude: Alright, prove it.
Atheism: Evolution.
Somewhat Religious Dude: That just contradicts the bible, not the possibility of a God.
by ArcadiumXIII September 28, 2007
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