by MinecraftGamer01 September 28, 2017

John: Hey Steve, thanks for that sack assist.
Steve: No problem John. Always nice to help out a fellow man.
Steve: No problem John. Always nice to help out a fellow man.
by Steve425624567 December 27, 2009

The person who assists in Mormon "soaking" by moving the bed from underneath to create more sexual pleasure without the "Soakers" themselves moving
by Sir_Callum September 10, 2022

by jackens November 10, 2020

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.
High five?
Naw.
(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )
Assisted Five! I'll take it
Naw.
(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )
Assisted Five! I'll take it
by CaseDog January 20, 2010

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

Like the best ever Discord bot for ESO!
Elder Scrolls Online Assistant. For real Trial Guilds!
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Elder Scrolls Online Assistant. For real Trial Guilds!
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by Magical Society May 19, 2018
