Ask a ninja

Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.

Person #1: Why would Sarah dump me?

Person #2: Dude, ask a ninja. How should I know...

by Sketchface May 28, 2010

Didnt ask

The thing someone says when they cant argue anymore and know you are right, Typically said in a bitchy tone by that one tiktok "Star" who you are 90% sure will be homeless when they grow up

Guy 1; you are a fucking bitch; you know that
Guy 2; Oop, didnt ask tsktsktsk

by RacistKid November 8, 2020

don’t ask

Implies that someone did something obvious, and does not want to be questioned about it.

Wife: how many Michelobs did you drink for dinner?

Husband: Don’t ask...

by VD Peruvian October 15, 2017

Didn't Ask

Used in a situation where a person is voicing their opinion on a matter that no one asked about.

***Group of people talking about which is their favourite episode of the big bang theory ***
Lowell: "Did you guys know that Sekiro is a harder and more advanced game than Dark souls"
Gristian Gorbett: "Didn't ask"

by ghostyboi91 May 12, 2021

ask derrick

derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.

is that switch fucked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!

boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?

by george was a goldfish May 12, 2013

WHO ASKED

Who Asked is commonly used in pointless internet arguments when the opponent runs out of meaningful things to say, often times this is an addition of weakness.

Greg: my grandmother died
George: Who?
Greg: My Grandmother-
George: WHO ASKED

by Ssynicil March 31, 2023

second ask

what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.

The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.

Not your first choice, but your second.

Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.

Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.

Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.

by Broombunny July 6, 2007