self-advising

'Self-Advising' is the term for doing what you ought not, KNOWING BEFOREHAND that you ought NOT and yet . . . you do it anyway. This is especially true of calling with a known dead hand in poker. Against our own best advice to ourselves and gut instincts (and sometimes even the odds), we do what we know is wrong because . . . well, you know the list of reasons, we all have them and interchange and use them at random.

When am I going to start listening to myself and STOP! listening to myself? That's what I get for self-advising again.

by ORD ELLIS September 14, 2007

The Ward Advisory

An elite group of students that meet every morning at St. Paul Academy and Summit school. They run the majority of the school under the table. Their ranks include the infamous Tuaner, The Hustle Wagon, and benevolent dictator Mollie Ward. Bottem line: they get it in.

The Ward Advisory runs shit around here.

by DOMINATOR AF April 28, 2012

Arbish

A made up language in which you say ARB in front of the first vowel in each syllable

Fluent Arbish Speaker: Arbi warbant tarbo gabro tarbo tarbacarbo barbell
Person who doesnt know arbish: What?!
Fluent Arbish Speaker: Thats i want to go to taco bell in arbish

by Cecely September 19, 2008

Alvis

(adj) Someone who eats chicken

Who's that nigga eating all my chicken? Ahh that's just alvis bruh.. Nigga always eat chicken..

by Nigganig1337 April 21, 2017

Arisel

A girl who is very dominican, who most likely has attitude problems. Can often be found yelling at people. Despite the apparent flaws in her personality. She is very beautiful. Very strong mentally and emotionally. She is the obvious example of loyalty with friends family and relationships. She also has a nice and juicy ass.

Look at arisel eat that wendys

by Captainyamflo June 16, 2011

Advisory

A group of about 15 different socially awkward people, and the teacher that nags you all year, that you are forced to be with for the entire first week of school, and twice a week for the rest of the year.

Student: Can I be moved into an advisory with people and a teacher that I actually know and like?

Whoever: No, that is forbidden, you'll just have to suffer.

Student: I guess that's Metro High School for ya.

by Metro Hater June 6, 2009

Advise

An overly used verb used by douchey corporate types to sound more professional in emails and conference calls.

1. I have not yet received that report. Please advise.
2. I am looking into the matter. Will advise.

by Lopeytal March 4, 2009