Armed Exhibition

Armed Exhibition is rifle drill which goes beyond the standard manual of arms. It is typicaly spinning and other manipulations of a rifle, anywhere from 8-11 pounds. The military and JROTC are the groups most commonly attributed with this art, however their are also civillian Armed Exhibition teams such as New Guard America. Armed Exhibition is a sport which requires extreme concentation and strength. Commonly abbreviated as "Armed Ex" or just "Ex".

John: Hey what are you doing after school today?
Harry: Oh I'm practicing Armed Exhibition.
John: Oh word.

by CJSpinner July 26, 2009

Armed Assault

Armed Assault is realistic military game that's enhanced by the TKC Community.

A real convo on an Armed Assault multiplayer server
Player1: I think TKC is on this server.
Player2: Cool, I got super weapons!

by TKCWesker October 2, 2007

stiff armed

To be denied by a member of the opposite sex during the process of macking.

Damn, Pete just got stiff armed by that death star... how embarrassing for him.

OR

Good thing Pete got stiff armed by that chick, because she's actually a dude. Pete, why are you upset about it?

by Total Penetration June 21, 2005

douche armada

A group of 4 or more douchebags

A group of guidos walk into a bar...

Oh man, looks like the douche armada has just arrived.

by xWaRpeDx October 25, 2010

armando

a kid that plays xbox like a boss. He is always talking to beautiful girls. a hilarious guy that can make a joke out of anything. He enjoys watching the Hills have thighs, as well as listening to minority by green day. he is a star.
Also a term used to describe a new age super man that likes to slap asian kids with penguins.

Alexis," Who is that?"
Mckenzie," Thats armando."
Alexis," do you have the strange urge to make out with him too?"
Mvkenzie,"yes."

by Armandolover October 26, 2011

David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".

Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.

by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011

armando

an extremese state of hyperness

You were like so armando today.

by Lydia123 October 5, 2007