Round of applause

The act of giving many people chlamydia.

Dude#1: I heard she got the clap
Dude#2: better spread the word before she gives a round of applause

by AnonTheUncertain January 18, 2012

Hiking in the Appalachians

Euphemism used mostly by politicians for spending time with a South American mistress, most commonly Argentinian.

Sorry I didn't call, dear. I was busy Hiking in the Appalachians and couldn't get phone service.

by capt. planet June 24, 2009

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

The best thing that you could ever listen to. It is orgasmic music that only few can live through after listening to.

I lived after listening to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus!!

by Duckie D June 10, 2008

appalachian

(verb)
when a much weaker, smaller entity defeats a seemingly insurmountable opponent.

Michigan sure got appalachianed by that division I-AA team on 1 September 2007!

by Bratman September 9, 2007

reverse appalachian farmer

A highly risque maneuver that requires three things. A man, a woman, and drugs. While taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). The man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having sex, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. Smoking a joint afterwards is a must. No one has yet figured out exactly why it is called the reverse Appalachian farmer. The commonly accepted origin is these were simply the first people to do it.

"Hey hon I still have scrapes from the Reverse Appalachian Farmer last night, but it was totally worth it"

by meyter bansdrty June 15, 2008

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Going AWOL on your job to have a clandestine affair.

"Where has Joe been for the last three days? He didn't tell us that he'll be taking time off!"

"Uh... He's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. In that case, where's the pink slip?"

by L-R- July 17, 2009

ampalampse

Ebonics for Ambulance

Say man, chout fer that ampalampse it about hit cho ass.

by mattmckee February 15, 2008