by Sphinctar April 22, 2004
a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.
also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.
usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...
often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them
apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for
also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.
usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...
often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them
apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for
hey you guys...
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)
again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)
again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys
by Sunshine December 13, 2004
An extremly feminine apology given under extreme testicular distress. Also known as the high octive nut squeeze.
Chinese man: "why you call me liar Fled?"
This is Freds high ball apology:
Fred: "no {SIRRRR}, i did not call you a liar" squeezing ball sacs causing voice to go up about 10 octives.
This is Freds high ball apology:
Fred: "no {SIRRRR}, i did not call you a liar" squeezing ball sacs causing voice to go up about 10 octives.
by t-pop September 30, 2010
I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.
I’m trying to make a comeback..
I’m trying to make a comeback..
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020
Where you express regret for an act occurring, but don't actually apologise for it.
Named for the former Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, who said, in response to a comment he made on consecutive interest rate raises, that he said that he was 'sorry that it happened, but didn't make any mention of an apology.'
Named for the former Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, who said, in response to a comment he made on consecutive interest rate raises, that he said that he was 'sorry that it happened, but didn't make any mention of an apology.'
Person A: You'd better apologise to Charlie, man.
Person B: Nah, I'm not sorry. I'll just give him a John Howard apology.
Person B: Nah, I'm not sorry. I'll just give him a John Howard apology.
by SoulMasterKaze January 16, 2011
by Pins0444 January 26, 2015
by Dad From Family Guy November 20, 2020