Ambush Meeting

A meeting that you don't get invited to until at least five minutes after it has started, and that you have a pivotal role in which to play/present/answer questions.

I got two ambush meetings sprung on me today, and they were both at the same time.

by APX8000XE January 19, 2021

Ambush Suck

When someone ambushes a male and starts oral sex without consent

"Man I just went to the bathroom and had the worst ambush suck to date!"

by Necrospunk April 14, 2023

Ambush Date

An ambush date happens when you're on a date with someone, and unexpectedly their friends, family members, or children show up, expecting to join the date and have you cover all the expenses.

I recently went on a date with a girl I met online, and she pulled an ambush date on me when a couple of her friends showed up, ordered food and drinks, and assumed I would cover the bill for everything.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 5, 2025

ambushed wetwork

a hairy pussy that has been beaten too many times and drips blood.

I was going to bang this chick, but her ambushed wetwork turned me away.

by SK9 January 31, 2009

Ambush

The feeling you get when you first glimpse your girlfriend naked and see that she doesn't groom her pubes.

"Damn, I got down with Jenny last night and she ambushed me with a 70's afro between her legs."

by littlesmokey June 7, 2013

Ambush

Ambush, when you think youre surrounded by alot of females but it turns out their really all traps.

Man last night i was in da club and i waa surrounded by all these good lookin girls but i came to find out after checking them out closely and it turned out i was in a ambush! I had to get outta there fast homie!

by Q-baller September 8, 2018

Ambush

When your significant female sits on your face before noon (a.m.).

I was in bed at 9 this morning and my wife ambushed me. Sweet.

by Tonkchaser December 20, 2021