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Allen

He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.
"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle
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Allen a basic name for a not so basic guy that has an answer to almost everything and has multiple talents but still knows how to have a really good time. Can we the life of the party, and really good in bed
Damn Allen where’d you learn that?
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Allen is adicted to seeing feet
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A person who misses his skills and then says damn bro im lagging
Winfred hooks a creep when there are 3 enemies around. he says " Bro its my shitty ping"
He just did an allen
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Allen is known for breaking people, specifically with great destruction.
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To be an Allen means you were born funny and like to make people laugh. An Allen will give people a hard time, act selfishly yet be generous in other aspects, can't find the mustard bottle in the fridge but is the designated sniper in video games, has horrible nuclear farts that clears a room in half a second.... and lastly to be an Allen means to love your spouse forever and ever because no one else wants to be with an Allen.
Allen walks up to the fridge to get himself a soda and sits back down.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.
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That one guy you know who likes bananas, burritos, etc not for the taste but for the shape.
“Dude, why does he eat hot dogs everyday?”

He’s an Allen, that’s how Allens be.”
by CheekyDivider October 22, 2025
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