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Hot Girl Affect

When you are in a relaxed, comfortable state of mind, watching television and a commercial airs with an extremely attractive women actress. Suddenly your hormones become hyper-active and the desire to engage in sexual intercourse becomes intense. The transition from mellow to aroused after observing a hot girl is know as the Hot Girl Affect.
-Hey my bad man I think I clogged your toilet, wheres the plunger? Hellooo you here me? Eww why do you have a boner?

-Oops sorry, Carmen Electra was just on a Lectric Shave commercial and I started to day-dream.

-Its cool dude, the Hot Girl Affect gets to even the best of us, no worries, but your toilets still clogged...
by Chippinit April 14, 2011
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LOVE N AFFECTION

Term used by the hit group 'BASICNINE'.
by BASICNINE May 2, 2017
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Meeting Affective Disorder

A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
by me2248 August 15, 2010
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The Ed Sheeran Affect

The idea that an artist or performer (who wouldn't be attractive in the usual sense) is deemed attractive based on their amazing performance skills.

Most people do not know they are experiencing the Ed Sheeran Affect.
Girl 1 - "Oh my gosh he's so hot and he sings so well!"
Girl 2 - "No he's not. The Ed Sheeran Affect is in full swing right now."
by mijansen January 14, 2015
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Seasonal Affective Douchebag

Those who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder and become nasty in December for that and the usual reasons.
I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.
by funkspiel December 4, 2009
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Disingenuous social affect

Manipulative person who affects false sincerity in order to gain socially.
Jake pretends he is everyone's friend but he is a back stabber and a disingenuous social affect.
by Stephdog April 30, 2011
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Affection Deficit Disorder

The condition resulting from the lack of affection.
When a relationship goes into "auto pilot" mode and the affection goes by the wayside you can begin to suffer from a condition called "Affection Deficit Disorder".
by atropigal August 9, 2012
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