A sex act consisting of stuffing 2 mandarin oranges in your partners anus, then fucking them in an upright position until they both pop out.
by Clitcmmander September 06, 2020
An sexting affair is when one or two people are already in a relationship and they exchange nudes with people who are not in a relationship behind their significant others back.
Person one: “I can’t believe he was cheating on me online with another female.”
Person two: “it’s nudes; chill.”
Person three: “It’s called an affair. And sexting is basically cheating when you in a relationship .”
Person one: “so a sexting affair.”
Person two: “it’s nudes; chill.”
Person three: “It’s called an affair. And sexting is basically cheating when you in a relationship .”
Person one: “so a sexting affair.”
by justwannabeyourmain September 27, 2018
Netflixing a TV series without your spouse/friends/significant other, all the while knowing they will like the series and deciding not to tell them you are watching episodes so you don't have to wait for them to catch up with you. This creates the awkward situation where you have to hide your watching and hope they don't catch you having this affair
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What's this series you're watch?
Sorry babe, I kinda starting watching this new series, it's really good, I think you'd like it too but I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." I know, it kinda looks like I'm having a netflix affair but you haven't been around lately to start a new series!?
Sorry babe, I kinda starting watching this new series, it's really good, I think you'd like it too but I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." I know, it kinda looks like I'm having a netflix affair but you haven't been around lately to start a new series!?
by cherry & curtner September 11, 2019
by malmö January 26, 2010
A show that was Maury when he freight-trained as it covered hard news, scandals and the shit from tabloids. It's the forerunner for the wordpress blog of the writer behind The Fandom Writer where he combined candid life with CBS News style reporting as his second incarnation of the blog the entries became more in depth. The show was the forerunner to Nancy Grace before she reported on vodka mom. The show started with Maury in the mid-1980s to 1990 then seen other hosts take the reigns in the 1990s. Geraldo Rivera didn't stray from his freight-training roots when he did his talk show but joined Fox News Channel he was coined disaster porn by gossip bloggers. The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was picking on fellow Glendale Heights resident, William Patrick Corgan. The tag #globalistshill was born.
Before Maury was addressing baby momma drama and lie detector tests, he was doing a show that freight-trained as he did hard news with A Current Affair. Noted for the hard 'ka-chung" and zoom sequence. When you have celebrities pissed at the pink blog drawing on your fucking mugshots in lewd ways, be more worried when a light blue blog turned light grey does a piece on you because he's indepth and busts the race liar.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
Alfred had a Luxe Affair with the old lady next door.
by anon61252 August 26, 2016
A steamy bouncy-bouncy dat's shared while said passionate lovers are hunkering down inside da circular coil-core of a giant power-transformer.
Having a torroid affair can indeed be exciting and satisfying, but you will want to make sure dat nobody accidentally turns on da "juice" to said massive power-unit while you two are in da middle of "swapping your juices" inside, so dat said tinglingly-invigorating encounter doesn't become an "electrifying" experience!
by QuacksO October 06, 2024