Shopper's ADHD

A condition characterized by a shopper who originally is looking for select items, yet ends up getting side tracked and buying other stuff.
Person 1: Dude, last night, I went shopping with my girlfriend. We planned on only buying bread, yet she also bought a ton of t shirts, a zillion new dresses, and several thousands of necklaces and earrings!
Person 2: She has Shopper's ADHD.
by andrettifan June 16, 2013
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ADHD kids

Kids who don't necessarily have ADHD, but will never stop moving, making weird sounds, and/or be drawn to flashing lights.
non-ADHD kid-Dude shut up. That dumbass sound is retarded!
ADHD kid-I can't; I'm an ADHD kids.
by yocrazybiatchesrightown January 03, 2012
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ADHD

Away for parents to hide their kids being little fuckers
Sam isn't bad behaved he just has ADHD
by YoureMessedUp August 28, 2017
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adhd meds

A medicine you take when you have diabetes and breast cancer and not when you have adhd and you have been taking then and then you stop you turn into Muslim terrorist
Josh did not take his adhd meds when going to strip club
by Godwantshamsandwhich68 June 02, 2018
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Awful lot of ADHD!

Awful lot of ADHD is an insult used on the internet when people are saying very stupid things. You can call them a moron, a Moran, stupid, or say "awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!".
Laura: I read that China is 12 hours ahead of America... why didn't they warn them about 9/11??? THAT'S SUCH BULLAHIT FUCK YOU CHINA LIKE 3 BILLION PEOPLE DIED.

Tyler: Someone tried to tell me there was 50 states in America. Nuh uh cause the scientists found out that Pluto don't exist. We got 49 sumbass.

Stan: Awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 22, 2021
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Self Diagnosed ADHD

A dumb ass who took a buzzfeed test and it said they have ADHD, and now uses it for ever excuse in the world.
Me: Are you focused?
Them: OMG! I’m so sorry, It’s just my ADHD LOL!
Me: Do you actually have ADHD, like went to a doctor?
Them: No, I took a quiz and It said I have ADHD
Me: Jesus, you’re a dumb ass, That’s just Self Diagnosed ADHD.
by Mrsymphony September 14, 2020
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ADHD Pile-Up

When your ADHD is at its peak and your dishes pile up, your laundry piles up, your mail piles up etc. and it all hits at once and cut to 2AM and you realize you’re vacuuming your oven
Ashley: remember those wine glasses from 3 weeks ago? I still haven’t washed them

Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up
by nextdoor_simpleton February 04, 2023
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