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Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.
Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods
by Mystery Assassin February 5, 2019
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alpha-ache

The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.
"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''
by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016
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Stomach ache

Used commonly by those who avoid coming into school or social events.However, this noun is mainly used as an excuse
.
Teacher: why are you an hour late to the business lesson *student's name* ?
student: comes up with an excuse Sorry sir i had a stomach ache.
by litmaster123 December 29, 2019
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dick ache

the kind of ache that you feel in your dick when you have an extensive fuck session of rough vigorous sex or prolonged sex, leaves you unable to sit, walk or piss properly for a while
I dicked her down last night, her pussy can still feel my dick. But I realise I've got a dick ache too. Haha. Can still feel her tight grip.
by Johnwick98 January 20, 2022
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belly aching

V. to complain, to "pitch a fit". Mainly only used in the gerund.
*"I don't belly ache" instead-
"I ain't belly aching"
Coloquial term used in the southern rural areas of the US, (possibly other areas?)
"Quit che belly achin' an' complainin', bauw!"
"I ain't doin' it mama."
by JRW February 28, 2005
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ach schnappt

A direct and inaccurate translation of the English phrase, "Oh, snap!" Used often as a joke in German Language Classes.
Person A: Wir haben keine mehr!
Person B: Ach schnappt!
by GRANOLA. March 5, 2010
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F-Ache

(Noun and adjective)

Noun:
Someone who deceivingly associates with situations of prejudice, abuse or oppression in order to gain compassion.

Adjective:
A deceiving (fake) effort by someone associating with situations of prejudice, abuse or oppression in order to gain compassion.
Noun:
Jason talks about being the victim of prejudice to gain attention, but he grew up in a privileged neighborhood with no oppression or violence. He's a total f-ache.

Adj:
So many people use popular hashtags to gain followers and attention on social media. But their posts are f-ache news.
by LCat July 12, 2019
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