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Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.
Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods
by Mystery Assassin February 5, 2019
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bitch ache

“chris is a bitch ache to me everyday, he is a bitch” -bobbi
by teeters43 January 22, 2018
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dick ache

the kind of ache that you feel in your dick when you have an extensive fuck session of rough vigorous sex or prolonged sex, leaves you unable to sit, walk or piss properly for a while
I dicked her down last night, her pussy can still feel my dick. But I realise I've got a dick ache too. Haha. Can still feel her tight grip.
by Johnwick98 January 20, 2022
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Cummy Ache

Uhhh i have a cummy ache
by BRUH BRUH June 30, 2021
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belly aching

V. to complain, to "pitch a fit". Mainly only used in the gerund.
*"I don't belly ache" instead-
"I ain't belly aching"
Coloquial term used in the southern rural areas of the US, (possibly other areas?)
"Quit che belly achin' an' complainin', bauw!"
"I ain't doin' it mama."
by JRW February 28, 2005
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ach schnappt

A direct and inaccurate translation of the English phrase, "Oh, snap!" Used often as a joke in German Language Classes.
Person A: Wir haben keine mehr!
Person B: Ach schnappt!
by GRANOLA. March 5, 2010
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wankers ache

wankers ache mean that you wank so hard that your dick falls off
hey ismael dont get wankers ache hionk hionk hionk
by Steffe from f.ib September 3, 2016
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