Arkansas Fishing rod

The act of sticking a finger (usually a pinkie) up a mans dickhole
Did Jenny real give Jim an Arkansas Fishing rod. Yeah heard he couldn't pee for 3 days.
by Dspice October 20, 2016
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Arkansas Barking Spider

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider
by handymanCT December 17, 2009
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Arkansas snow cone

When a group of men stand in a circle and jerk off onto a bald man's head and then lick it clean.
Cletus and the boys did an Arkansas snow cone on Jesse.
by Kjndfiuhvuernfin September 29, 2011
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Arkansas Wedding Cake

Sliced white sandwich bread. Usually used to sop up the remains on a plate or to wipe the mouth. Edible napkin.
We had a lovely meal of fried chicken and gravy. I grabbed some Arkansas Wedding Cake, wiped my mouth, and ate it.
by Tap Dancin Jimmy August 10, 2012
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Arkansas Pork Roll

Brushing your teeth while recieving oral sex.
Jordan's grandma gave me the best Arkansas Pork Roll last night.
by Jim Jeffries June 15, 2009
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Arkansas River Valley

The Arkansas River is some of the baddest whitewater kayaking in North America and also has some of the most family-friendly whitewater rafting anywhere. "The Ark" begins near Leadville, Colorado and flows south through the Upper Arkansas River Valley. The area near Buena Vista is an outdoors aficionado's paradise with numerous fourteener peaks in the Collegiate Peaks, road cycling, mountain biking, trail running, climbing, bouldering, hiking, and much more. In winter, Alpine, Nordic, and backcountry skiing & snowboarding and snowshoeing are available. The floor of the Valley from Buena Vista to Salida has a pretty mild climate year-round and for this reason is sometimes called the Banana Belt. You can go skiing or snowshoeing on the west side of the Valley or rock climb, mountain bike, hike, etc. on the east side on many winter days Buena Vista has one of the world's great outdoor shops, The Trailhead. They are really willing to help you out with whatever you need, including information about places to go.
Kim - "We're going on a rafting vacation this summer on the Arkansas River in Colorado I hear the entire Arkansas River Valley is a playground."

Martha - "WOW! That's great! There is so much to do there too! Make sure you visit The Trailhead in Buena Vista, they'll set you up - check them out online before you go."
by da Chetster March 14, 2009
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arkansas credit card

a piece of rubber tubing and a gas jug, used with the intent of stealing gas.
I'm gonna fill my tank usung my arkansas credit card
by bignastyky September 21, 2006
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