d.a.y.t.o.p

Daytop is a drug addiction treatment organization. Its name is an acronym of 'Drug Addicts Yielding to Persuasion'.

dont get caught smoking in the parking lot of d.a.y.t.o.p

by erin yep April 22, 2007

D.A.V.E. system

A no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

Acronym for:

Dabble in friendship
Approach cautiously
Value time together
Extend story-telling

Friends at the hockey game:

Dave: Hey, check out that girl there.
SF and JBK: Wow, she's cute. You gonna go for it?
Dave: Of course. The D.A.V.E. system never fails.

Later in evening:

Dave: Guys, you have 45 free minutes? I have a great story!!!
SF and JBK: No, not again.

by system creator May 2, 2011

P.E.M.D.A.S.

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag. This is a mnemonic device to help students remember the order of operations (Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction) while adding swag to math. Can be used as an expression to describe someone's fresh appearance.

That kid is mad fresh, he is clearly filled with P.E.M.D.A.S.

by Caywillz July 1, 2011

C.I.A.D

Calling it a day....

Works sucks today, so I am leaving right now... C.I.A.D

by Ny79Ny August 3, 2007

D.V.D.A

D.V.D.A is a term used in the porn industry. It is where some horney bitch takes on 4 weiners at once. Two in the ass and 2 in hte vag. It stands for Double Vaginal Double Anal

Man i had never seen a girl take on four men at once, that D.V.D.A was fucked up

by A.K January 18, 2005

P.D.A

public displays of affection... aka getting on each other in front of other people

girl #1: wow that couple is having some major p.d.a over there
girl #2: yeah there going at it... even in public

by christine holt October 24, 2005

D.A.R.E.

Stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Similar to the Junior Anti-Sex League in George Orwell's 1984, it is a federally funded organization designed to distribute misinformation about the dangers of scheduled substances. Unfortunately, the false information is easily absorbed by children's impressionable minds, so that they grow up with a notion that illegal drugs are all bad, which, in the long run, diminishes their ability to question government motive and action, and increases blind faith in the most obnoxious of government propaganda.

I was kicked out of D.A.R.E. when I was 13 because I told the glass that after several millenia of use, marijuana has never caused a single direct fatality.

by Mack June 23, 2004