Hair tie

Usually used with long hair to keep it from getting everywhere, but now used to shoot and get stuck on the ceiling of your humanities classroom.

"Whats that on the celing?"
"Must be a Hair tie"

by 21nolanitis March 28, 2019

Tie Rape

(v.): To pull at somebody's tie to the point of choking, obviously against their will. Has recently occured within academies, or other high schools with a tie as part of the uniform code. Usually as a joke, whether amongst friends, or to inflict harm in a bullying circle.

Emily: The guys started up a huge Tie Rape between Science and English class today.
Curtis: Really?! Was it funny?
Emily: Actually, no. It put huge knots in our ties and nearly the whole class had to stay outside to sort it out.
Curtis: Damn.

by DramionePerfected January 25, 2011

tie-lighter

The tendency of ESPN's Digger Phelps to hold a highlighter the same color as his tie, no matter what color his tie is.

Digger had the blue tie-lighter going during yesterday's UNC-Duke game on Gameday.

by J077 December 14, 2008

balloon tie

the asshole

the asshole looks like a balloon tie

by keith kohlmann September 29, 2003

tie one on

Indulge in consumption of alcoholic beverages; probably until physical impairment sets in.

I got sacked today - fuck it, I'm gonna tie one on

by notapaki August 10, 2003

guitar tie

A tie...made with a guitar.

You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.

Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.

A guitar tie can be quite humorous...

but is breaking a guitar really worth it?

by Argonak October 16, 2008

tie crack

The butt-crack like shape within the triangle of a neck-tie when tied by incompetent tyers. Is often a sign of amateur tying or careless tying demonstrated by people in too much hurry to get to their important tie-demanding jobs.

Is that a plumber unclogging chest hair from Peter's collar? No wait, it's just a tie crack. He sure is a hairy bastard though.

by lobo_the_hobo April 1, 2009