My Mummy

Its the English way to spell it you Americans.

My Mummy left my dad cause she said that he slept with my neighbour Barbra. Fuck you Barbra.

by MrMystick June 22, 2019

Red Mummy

A used tampon mistakenly placed in a load of laundry, resulting in a load of clothing with intense mentsrual odor.

LaDarrien: "Damn Keisha, you smell."
Keisha: "It ain't me pimp, my ma accidentaly dropped a red mummy."

by MBgreezy and Rboogie December 18, 2006

Mummy Pig

The mother of the War beserker Peppa and is a fat whore who cheats on Daddy pig and won’t stop fucking Grandpa Rabbit

On Netflix it said props was the Great War experience where peppa and her family go through rough times .Mummy Pig is a fat bitch

by ElliotBeavan May 28, 2020

Mummy's Revenge

When a man wraps his penis in toilet paper and has sex with a woman on her period.

"Guy 1: Hey my girlfriends on her period but I still want to have sex with her!

Guy 2: Just wrap your dick in toilet paper but beware the Mummy's revenge!!

Guy 1: Dam, I'm out of Charmin!"

by Mr. TG October 24, 2009

Mummy Dick

7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.

I'm so hungry I could eat a mummy dick.

by Indiequeen13 June 10, 2016

mummy tummy

The stomach a future mom gets when she's pregnant. Usually used when trying to decide if a woman is pregnant or not.

1. James: Hey Bill, Did You See Cathy?

Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?

James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy

2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"

by The Groove DJ March 14, 2011

Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.

Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.

by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011