Turtles

I Like Turtles

I like Turtles

by @Zombie_TurtleBoy or @Aaron J October 28, 2019

Turtle

Turtles are the best type of animal ever they are best

Man:Dude I love turtles
other man: i know right
man theres one now

by turtlelover71 June 4, 2018

The Turtle

When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.

Oh shit! I just did the turtle

by Uw00tmejt January 22, 2017

Turtling

The sexual act of missionary for bigger woman (they cannot rollover due to their weight) whereas the man ejaculates all over the stomach, face and breasts on the woman, and the woman moves around like a turtle out of the shell, similar to Super Mario Brothers.

I caught my wife Josie turtling while some dude was banging her on my couch.

by The_Real_PD_26 August 22, 2022

Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.

I like turtles

by A turtle thats bored January 30, 2019

TURTLE

BEST FREAKING TURTLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD, LIKES BEING LICKED 😋

TURTLE is great.

by Marixxlove September 16, 2016

Turtled

When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes

Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head

by Christopher turtle May 24, 2018