Dilf

Misha Collins.

A: Have you seen Misha Collins with his son West?
B: Oh they're adorable together!
A: You bet! God Misha's such a dilf.

by killer_coated January 3, 2012

DILF

Daughter I'd Like 2 Fuck

My new neighbors across the way have a very beautiful dilf

by Don't gloat...MOTORBOAT! December 13, 2014

DILF

DILF - acronym
1. Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck
2. Christian Bale

me: brb, masturbating to christian bale
you: lol ok. he's a total DILF tbh

by lazmandertrottron October 22, 2008

DILF

Means Father I'd Like (to) Fuck.
Like MILF. ;D

Woah, have you ever seen Luke's dad? He's a DILF.

by Icelantika February 3, 2008

Dilf

Daddy i'd like to fuck.

Seriously,, how do you guys mess this definition up?? It isnt hard?

Noun

Its like a milf,, which means the same thing except the M is for "mom" and D is for "Dad" ((obviously)). Its an older man you are interested in fucking. See daddy issues for more information on this subject.

"Omg gorl,, the Algebra II teacher is totally a dilf!!"

by Ms. Neckbeard July 17, 2018

DILF

acronym for Daddy I Like to Fuck.

The male equivalent of the MILF, or Mommy I Like to Fuck

Hey Sue, look at that DILF over there, me want some of that!

by shitforbrainz April 2, 2011

dilf

aka Niall Horan, a sexy Irish man who has the power to make you throb just by a single stare. not only does he have an incredibly sexy face but he has a massive dump truck for a bum, so hard to resist smacking it. everyone would get down on their knees for a taste of Niall he’s a literal god. Niall please have all of our children.

Niall Horan is such a dilf, I’m down bad for Niall Horan.

by definitelynotniallhoran January 21, 2021