big Zeds

From the New Zealand vernacular, meaning to be soundly asleep.
Also written, "big Zzzeds"

Where's Rawiri?
Mate, he's conked out. Can't you hear the Big Zeds coming from the bedroom?

by MatildaCleverClogs August 27, 2022

zed

their gooter is huge and sexy

damn zed got that fat gooter

by bngrfjdhvkislz July 27, 2022

Dirty Zed

When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.

Dude I pulled a dirty zed last night in DayZ.

by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023

Zed

British way of saying an ounce/oz of weed

Equivalent to the american word "Zip"

dealer: yo what you need bro
buyer: can you pattern me a zed fam

by x x s ex x May 11, 2024

Zed

A dogshit failure of a champion may every zed main rot in hell

Zed trash

by Adc main April 21, 2022

Daniel Zed

A person who thinks people reposting there name definitions r moist

Daniel Zed would never do that

by Danielzed November 22, 2021

zed

The new subordinate article with an irregular conjugation. It can be used for dramatic emphasis. It is used directly in lieu of a "that", the" or "those" when referencing a noun, noun phrase, or subject that has been mentioned before. It cannot be used for "that", "the" or "those" if the noun, noun phrase, or subject hasn't yet been stated. It doesn't matter whether or not the noun, noun phrase, or subject was referenced paired with an article.

A song was played and zed song was beautiful.
No one could find the parts and zed parts were very important.

by Little.Fire September 19, 2018