Generation Zed

Like Generation Zombie or Gen Z. The Most Singularly Sociopathic Generation we’ve tried to live through, this might be the generation to murder everyone who is different because Trump/YouTube told them to! They Invented SWATing, Redefined GOP to Mean Gut Offensive People but they forgot that offensive was actually what GOP was already all about (originally having meant Guilt-trip Offended People)!

You: *Peeking Outside* Are There Any Gen Zero’s Out There?
Me: DON’T SAY THAT!
You: Why?
Me: Because It’s Ridiculous!
You: Then What Do We Call Them?
Me: Generation Zed!

by Abigail’s Ashes February 25, 2021

ZED

Another way of describing a zombie in video games. Often used in games like Madness combat.

"Man, I can't wait to kill the ZEDs in that abandoned building"

by Max281B April 20, 2025

Zed

Early 1800s - Term used be invading french to demonize and displace the native Canadians. Commonly referred to as "Zeros" "Zeds". Last in everything

Look at that stupid Zed.

by Piceous November 22, 2022

zed

The new subordinate article with an irregular conjugation. It can be used for dramatic emphasis. It is used directly in lieu of a "that", the" or "those" when referencing a noun, noun phrase, or subject that has been mentioned before. It cannot be used for "that", "the" or "those" if the noun, noun phrase, or subject hasn't yet been stated. It doesn't matter whether or not the noun, noun phrase, or subject was referenced paired with an article.

A song was played and zed song was beautiful.
No one could find the parts and zed parts were very important.

by Little.Fire September 19, 2018

Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.

You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.

by SenorSauce January 18, 2024

Zed's age

10 yrs old

Do you know zed is a chuuni who pretends to be 10k yrs old when Zed's age is actually 10 yrs old

by Wheeloppa September 16, 2021

Zed

A person who always finishes last.

It took him forever to finish the project, as always, what a real zed.

by ItisknownTJ October 16, 2023