If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 9, 2023

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021

would you like to rate our app?

people normally ignore this even if they like the app. or they get upset

Would you like to rate our app?

by true bread September 9, 2022

Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?

Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

by Spock* October 26, 2024

How the fuck would you know

You idiots are still struggling to reverse engineer it and YOU WERE TRYING TO STEAL IT FROM ME YOU FAT RETARDED FUCK! AND EVEN IF I COULD, I WOULDN'T! GET OVER HERE OR GO FUCK YOURSELF! SHIN...

Hym "How the fuck would you know? What would make you think that? Is there something special about me? I don't know. Am I some kind of AI creating genius or something? Why would I know how to do it!? Why would a random gas station employee know how to do what you're asking? Nah. Get over here or go fuck yourself. I won't be seeing you in Hell. I'll be the one sending you there, fuck-face! You're going to learn to keep those sticky fucking fingers to yourself if it's the last thing you ever fucking do you retarded piece of shit!"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025