Yogurt Fountain

The three-way shot of ejaculate from a pierced penis without the ring, creating a fountain-like eruption of semen.

Could also be called the Yogurt Shotgun, Tapioca Sprinkler or Spread Shot

Ever since I lost my ring the old Yogurt Fountain spits in my eye every time I rub one out.

by PaulAllensCard February 3, 2015

Limp yogurt

When a man ejaculates when he is not erected

Blake Miller was so horny, that he limp yogurted!

by Fatman2004 June 29, 2020

Yogurt tears

Yogurt tears occur when a person takes male ejeculant to the face and more precisely the cheeks directly under the eye. As the ejeculant streams down the face you have yogurt tears.

I am gonna blow my load so hard in her face that she’ll cry yogurt tears.

by THEWox September 2, 2021

Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Yogurt Pouch

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.

She was tugging on my yogurt pouch last right while slobbin the knob.

My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.

I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.

by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018

yogurt tsunami

A huge load of jiz stocked up and released creating a tsunami like effect with a yogurt texture.

I stuck my meat dagger and her anal cave and it produced a yogurt tsunami.

by Texhammer October 6, 2017

Yogurt Bottom

A very fat and submissive gay man with poor personal hygiene. A veritable std factory.

I’m so horny I would risk my dick on a yogurt bottom right now

by Hallaluscious February 21, 2019