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choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.
Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.
by Sajakain December 12, 2022
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Dope yoga

When someone is on dope and takes a little nap while in a strange position.
Mike was on the floor, in the middle of the kitchen doing dope yoga last n8ght.
by Catiebugg July 24, 2023
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Yoga Mommy

A generation of generally affluent and educated mothers known for feeding their family "price does not matter" organic foods, caring about the enviroment by driving hybrid (or highly upscale) vehicles, and frequently doing yoga or similar "granola crowd" activities.
Ashley has turned into a total yoga mommy since she had her baby.
by Sparticini Hokmojama January 5, 2010
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Yoga bust

A "hot", "sexy", "beautiful", or (sometimes generally) attractive female. A young woman with nice sex appeal, usually having a niceeeee body. An attractive woman who looks like she needs some more dick in her life. A woman with a nice "booty", or "pair of tits". Women who dress like they fucking wants some fucking sex. A chick with great-looking tatas, along with the face.
by yogabustguy February 28, 2011
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Guerilla Yoga

To participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. To do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk, etc.
The group of yogis were doing guerilla yoga in the middle of the downtown core public park.
by Nikaya May 25, 2008
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Hot yoga

The act of boiling pounds of Greek yogurt and pouring it on your first born child.
"Julie, your baby is soooo cute! I hope he survives hot yoga next Wednesday!"
by nottheownerofelka June 14, 2015
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yoga fanta

the art of weeing into someones mouth whilst in a strenuous sexual position
Dale and Anna did yoga fanta last night.They were doing handstand sex then dale pulled out and peed in Annas mouth
by Rosiebee December 7, 2007
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