ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

Ya mum

Comeback of the century

Him;u look like a frog
Me:ya mum look like a frog
Him:I go beat jo ass
Me: I beat ya mum ass

by Ok u gay October 25, 2018

Ya mum

A slag that sucks off men for a quid

Ye ya mum

by Ya dad June 23, 2018

ya mums a hoe

reality

ya mums a hoe get over it

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018

ya mum in a milk bar

the most hilarious thing to ever be said

amanda:"hey emma what are you doing tonight?"
emma:"ya mum in a milk bar

by yeeturmum July 13, 2019

ya mum

A whore!

YA MUMS A WHORE

by makingbabieswithmynan May 8, 2017

Ya Mum

what kids scream after you insult them

"Your face is ugly." "YA MUM!!!!!!!!!!"

by datreelmavp November 30, 2017