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Rest Wrinkle

n. The taper in a turd that occurs when one loses fecal focus during the act of defecation and the anus contracts slightly. usually caused by a distraction such as a knock on the door, a cough, etc. may also be caused by a defecation with such girth/mass that the defecater may need to take a rest.
ie: Half asleep, Roger opened the unlocked bathroom door causing Margaret to make a rest wrinkle.
by shuski December 16, 2009
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ab wrinkles

An excuse - an alternative name for fat rolls
I'm not fat, I just have ab wrinkles!!
by Thepatella March 23, 2017
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Penis Wrinkle

Penis Wrinkle is the loose, wrinkly skin that is present when you are flaccid.
Wyatt: "If you were to decide on the grossest part of the human body, what would that be?"
Dylan: "I don't know, like, the brain seems pretty gross."
Wyatt: "I think it's the Penis Wrinkle. That shit's just vile, disgusting."
by Torling November 19, 2019
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Penis Wrinkle

When your sister doesn't make you a drink, but still asks for a tip.
Hey sis, don't be a penis wrinkle and make us a drink!
by yourinlover April 18, 2023
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Wrinkled Peach

Descriptive word for a woman's danger zone (genitals).
Her pants were so tight you could see her wrinkled peach.
by Dirty Dana May 2, 2014
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Wrinkle ring

A crusty grimey wore out anus or butt hole that’s usually hammered so long and hard it’s all wrinkled up and crusty from days old cum
Omg Jason is putting it in her wrinkle ring god I hope he wears a rubber her wrinkle ring is leaking shit literally shit
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wrinkle cream

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.
Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.
by taking a joe September 11, 2016
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