ab wrinkles

An excuse - an alternative name for fat rolls

I'm not fat, I just have ab wrinkles!!

by Thepatella March 23, 2017

Penis Wrinkle

Penis Wrinkle is the loose, wrinkly skin that is present when you are flaccid.

Wyatt: "If you were to decide on the grossest part of the human body, what would that be?"
Dylan: "I don't know, like, the brain seems pretty gross."
Wyatt: "I think it's the Penis Wrinkle. That shit's just vile, disgusting."

by Torling November 19, 2019

Penis Wrinkle

When your sister doesn't make you a drink, but still asks for a tip.

Hey sis, don't be a penis wrinkle and make us a drink!

by yourinlover April 18, 2023

Wrinkled Peach

Descriptive word for a woman's danger zone (genitals).

Her pants were so tight you could see her wrinkled peach.

by Dirty Dana May 2, 2014

fatigue wrinkles

The wrinkles under your eyes that are more profound after finally getting a good nights sleep.

When you work so much, or go hours without sleep, than you finally get a good solid 6+ hours of sleep. The wrinkles under your eyes are more defined than usual.

No ima see some birch with bags under eyes and be like damn look at them fatigue wrinkles lol

by Donald Trump! April 2, 2017

Rest Wrinkle

n. The taper in a turd that occurs when one loses fecal focus during the act of defecation and the anus contracts slightly. usually caused by a distraction such as a knock on the door, a cough, etc. may also be caused by a defecation with such girth/mass that the defecater may need to take a rest.

ie: Half asleep, Roger opened the unlocked bathroom door causing Margaret to make a rest wrinkle.

by shuski December 16, 2009

wrinkle cream

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.

Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.

by taking a joe September 11, 2016