Wowsers

A wowser is a very hair elephant with a tiny dick

Ugh wowsers this is lame

by PenisLord February 8, 2014

woozer

a disrespectful muh-fucka thats disrespekkin it and need to be dropped quik, preferably is ya bone his mama

yo man yous a woozer!

by Matt February 16, 2004

woozer

Common among the socially awkward. Used to describe that REALLY annoying person that frequently tries to brag about having "friends" that have meaningless accomplishments in the hopes of jumping into group conversations. These "friends," more often than not, are people no one in the group can relate to, and are rarely related to the subject. Their interruptions often result in NOGAF silence.

Person 1: Hahaha! Dude, you look like Napoleon Dynamite when you try to shuffle!

Person 2: Yeah! You have the 'fro and everything xD

Person 3: Ha! PLEEAASE! Neither of you have seen me do the Spongebob huh?

Person 1:*quietly* Phuck! woozer at 3 o'clock!

Woozer: I have a friend that knows how to draw Sponge Bob from memory!!

Persons 1, 2, and 3: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

by lalo3 October 26, 2012

Wowzers!

An exclamation that is a surrogate for wow, but with a little more enthusiasm.

Ronald McDonald's: Wanna Big Mac lil' , kid?
Kid: Wowzers! It's free?
R. MCD: Yeah, kid! It's totally FREE!

by Taveouster May 10, 2018

Wowzers my guy

A phrase used by Destery Smith in his video Soulja Boy:The Best A Man Can Be?, Used in the beginning of a sentence.

Destery: *yawns* Wowzers my guy, I am craving a huge Penis today...

by AndiAvocado September 8, 2019

wozerate

To wozerate is to be at a social event and walk about starting conversations with lots of people but seeing another person you know part way through and leaving. The cycle repeats. Wozerating may also involve unexpected disappearances of the wozerator for long periods of time at the event.

Whare did Bob go? He was just here!

Oh, he wozerates a lot.

by D4677 May 15, 2011

wowzor

wow your a looser wow+looser = wowzor

man that guys a fuckign wowzor

by armie July 26, 2006