Noun; A limp or feminine handshake given by a man. Typically the wrist is bent with the fingers pointing towards the ground.
A bewildered Joe Ham could barely contain himself when he was offered a wounded paw from the CEO of his Fortune 500 company.
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Drunk, single, usually unattractive girls still at the bar near closing time that are easy to get because they are in a weakened state.
by tstain January 20, 2006
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I was on a mission last nigt, maneuvering for over three hours. This morning I noticed my wounded soldier.
by Budzilla September 14, 2008
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After shooting off all over himself and having no bog roll. Vince made his way to the bog like a wounded soldier to wipe off his jiz.
by DogFlap June 11, 2006
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Dude I was having anal sex with my girlfriend when she went all wounded dove on me and freaked me the fuck out!
by The Wounded Dove November 2, 2015
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That girl is fat so she is easy to hook up with. She is a wounded animal easy prey.
She has low self esteem easy prey like a wounded animal.
She is not that hot so she won't take a whole lot to get her to hook up. Easy prey like a wounded animal.
She has low self esteem easy prey like a wounded animal.
She is not that hot so she won't take a whole lot to get her to hook up. Easy prey like a wounded animal.
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