Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.

"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."

by Myocarditis July 19, 2018

Selfie regret

When you post a selfie thinking it was the best one you took then go through the others later and find an even better one.

I’m having selfie regret over what I posted today cause I found one where I look 10x better

by mamakay November 20, 2019

Forget Regret

Forgetting is better than Regretting.

I'd rather forget all my mistakes than regret them for my entire life. That's why we should all forget regret.

by SharkGoesMoo May 3, 2018

Wet regret

The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.

'OMG Cheryl I can't believe what I did last night! I'm filled with so much wet regret right now'

by Lesgo Tegan January 5, 2017

future regret

The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.

Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.

I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!

by jsd9632 December 30, 2011

Regret food

When you eat a food knowing that there will be serious consequences in the bathroom

SHELLFISH GIVE ME THE SHITS BUT IM GOING BALLS DEEP.
No the regret food will be too much

by HeavyDynamite December 25, 2022

Regretted getting

When a bunda ligg ligg proceeds to use there mouth muscles to engage in a makeout sesh with a munter, however once the alcohol has warn off. They regret all of it.

Hey Charley, did i hear you regretted getting with that big mouthed Finn?

by SuiJose February 7, 2022