Winterbourne Academy

what do i say about this retarded, full of smokers, slags and down right sinners. this school cares more about the quality of your uniform then your work. don’t have a blazer? good luck getting into your GCSE exam. and not to mention the seagulls who swarm the playground. oh and all the teachers have a slight aroma of loneliness and coffee

‘bro i just went to Winterbourne Academy for a manage move’
‘how was it’
‘fucking disgusting i think i have autism now

by Don’t hate just relate November 8, 2019

White Winged Dove

the act of having cocaine blown up your ass.... like Stevie Nicks

Last night I was hanging out with Stevie Nicks and she asked me to give her a White Winged Dove.....

by False Positive July 7, 2017

Ethan Winters

The cutest man ever I swear the things I would do to fuckinf ethan winters 😍🙏

person 1: who’s the cutest/sexiest/hottest/handsomest/prettiest/adorable re character?

person 2: ethan winters.

by ethanwintersloverlol August 17, 2022

Wintellectual

A portmanteau of wit and intellectual. A wintellectual is a person who is in possession of both wit and intellect. It's a rare combination of human traits usually found in people who are either homosexuals; or heterosexuals who have experimented with homosexuality. They usually have a huge fan following on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter and are often quoted by dullards and lesser beings for the purpose of getting laid. Wintellectuals are immensely erudite and articulate and have so much gravitas about them that every time they fart, it causes their fanboys to fap furiously.

Benjamin (Political Philosophy student at Oxford): Did you read Stephen Fry's amusing article in The Guardian about women and sexuality?

Maximus (Oriental Studies student at SOAS): Oh yes. I happen to follow him on Twitter. He tweeted a link to that. Must say he is one wintellectual ass bandit. fap fap fap.

by Grandmaster UZ December 3, 2010

Winter wife

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, only to be dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy. If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue, the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her "boyfriend" can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter wife
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

by Unintended November 27, 2012

winterlings

The cold-weather trio of hat, scarf, and gloves.

Better grab your winterlings! It's cold out there!

by YakHerder January 9, 2011

winedine69

WineDine69 is an evening of wine and dinner followed by intimacy. In other words a perfect date. Taken literally, it would mean going on a date where two people would enjoy a lovely dinner in a cosy or plush restaurant, together with wine or champagne, flirt throughout the evening, and then enjoy indulging in a sixty-nine position. Hence the name WineDine69 meaning exactly that - wine, dine and then 69!

People enjoy getting on well on a night out where the chemistry is sparkling, the wine is flowing and the flirting is magical. Many meet others online for exactly such evenings for example at www.winedine69.co.uk which is a very appropriate name for the definition given above!

by xbob May 9, 2009