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Wiktor

An absolute madlad and top shagger
Hottest guy in the school
Every girl wants to blow him
Girl 1 : woah, look at wiktor. I heard that he's a top shagger
Girl 2 : I bet he is, I would blow him out of his mind.
by Gymnastlass May 30, 2020
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Winstanley College

A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.

The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.

Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.
Winstanley College:

"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"

COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.

"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."

COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.

VERDICT: Not college material.
by Neutral Observer April 16, 2008
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Winstanley College

The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.
Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?

Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here

Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!
by Mystery Student April 17, 2008
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Winstedian

A raggy of Winsted who is too lazy to say, who lives in winsted, from winsted, or of winsted. There is much controversy in this small town over over if you are a Winstedian, or a Winstenite.
Only Winstedians can be true raggies.
by zac archer January 11, 2008
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Winston's Law

A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.
Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.
by girugamesh March 1, 2014
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wirst

Thats the wirst caption ever
by Maddingtwossock August 26, 2015
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Wipster

A combination between a wigger and hipster. The term was created by Sam Hyde in his 2070 Paradigm shift Ted Talk.
Person 1: I can’t tell if Chris is an eboy or wipster, what do you think?

Person 2: He’s a wipster eboys don’t get that many tattoos.
by Jason Thunderberker May 28, 2019
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