Girl 1 : woah, look at wiktor. I heard that he's a top shagger
Girl 2 : I bet he is, I would blow him out of his mind.
Girl 2 : I bet he is, I would blow him out of his mind.
by Gymnastlass May 30, 2020
Get the Wiktor mug.A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.
The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.
Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.
The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.
Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.
Winstanley College:
"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"
COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.
"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."
COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.
VERDICT: Not college material.
"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"
COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.
"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."
COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.
VERDICT: Not college material.
by Neutral Observer April 16, 2008
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The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.
Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?
Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here
Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!
Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here
Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!
by Mystery Student April 17, 2008
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Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.
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Person 2: He’s a wipster eboys don’t get that many tattoos.
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