tiny wiener

An extremely small penis. Possibly the most humiliating way of referring to one.

The day after Ryan cheated on Mary, us girls all ganged up on him and stripped him naked. To really humiliate him, we chanted, "Ryan has a tiny wiener," over and over again!

by super hot Sarah May 19, 2010

wiener baron

An overtly feminine heterosexual male.

"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron

by chauncey July 27, 2004

Wiener Punch

1. To punch someone in the wiener

2. To punch someone with ones wiener

1. I really want to wiener punch this guy.
2. Bob just wiener punched me so hard.
3. I'm going to wiener punch you so hard.

by Midnight Swallow December 7, 2010

Whiskey Wiener

The inability to attain an erection at the end of a night of aggressive alcohol consumption.

Justin: Yo, did you hook up with that ho last night?
Gus: Yeah, but I slammed back too many brews and got whiskey wiener. I couldn't get it in.
Justin: Gee whiz!

by BigLou4 December 18, 2011

Anita Wiener

A girl who loves hot dogs, sausages, bratwurst, and other types of meats.

Allana Childs was talking to Anita Wiener and Anita said "Happiness is often found in a hot sausage or 'dog' served in a long, soft roll and typically topped with various condiments."

by Allana Childs October 18, 2008

extra wieners

when there is a superfluous amount of pork swords

Whoa, whoa one at a time! I've got no use for your extra wieners.

by a a t August 19, 2008

wiener junkie

A “sausage” aficionado.

Bridget sure likes to eat a lot of strange “sausages”. She’s a real wiener junkie.

by Wisco96 February 8, 2018