by MAN-CHILDdd September 26, 2010
Get the wooster mug.A small liberal arts college in Wooster, Ohio. Self defined by their slogan "independent minds, working together" and promoted by their Independent Study program. While academically it is ranked highly, this is artificially inflated and it is mediocre at best. It does, however, provide yearly one of the best Division III basketball teams in the country, while boasting the highest win percent record in all of NCAA Basketball for the last decade.
However, the governing body is narrow minded and fails to provide a liberal arts lifestyle. Nearing $50,000 yearly to attend (after tuition, books, further class expenses, 'group fines', etc...), it seems most of the money is wasted. Students under the drinking age of 21 often face serious academic and legal consequences. Among banned things include drinking games, forties, and the most dangerous threat of all, nerf guns. Security will not hesitate to call the local police department. Several members of the administration are actively trying to ban smoking (tobacco) from campus as well, smoking marijuana gets you sent to the local jail.
Rumor has it that one year the college was ranked the least attractive school in the country. Weekend activities include chasing after C.O.W.S. (College of Wooster Sluts), drinking and breaking 40's out of spite, hiding from security, staying in your place of residence to do illicit things safely (like firing your smuggled nerf gun, or playing beer pong), and leaving campus for freedom.
However, the governing body is narrow minded and fails to provide a liberal arts lifestyle. Nearing $50,000 yearly to attend (after tuition, books, further class expenses, 'group fines', etc...), it seems most of the money is wasted. Students under the drinking age of 21 often face serious academic and legal consequences. Among banned things include drinking games, forties, and the most dangerous threat of all, nerf guns. Security will not hesitate to call the local police department. Several members of the administration are actively trying to ban smoking (tobacco) from campus as well, smoking marijuana gets you sent to the local jail.
Rumor has it that one year the college was ranked the least attractive school in the country. Weekend activities include chasing after C.O.W.S. (College of Wooster Sluts), drinking and breaking 40's out of spite, hiding from security, staying in your place of residence to do illicit things safely (like firing your smuggled nerf gun, or playing beer pong), and leaving campus for freedom.
Common exchange between College of Wooster students...
Dan: Smash any COWS this weekend?
Kirk: Nah... Security looked in my window and saw me pre-gaming with a Four Loko, came in, took my nerf pistol, my pipe, and called the cops. You?
Dan: Went to a frat party but it got busted after an hour, you gotta see the J-board (judicial board)?
Kirk: Yup, Thursday, they even found a Playboy and are charging me with 'violating respect for self'...
Dan: Smash any COWS this weekend?
Kirk: Nah... Security looked in my window and saw me pre-gaming with a Four Loko, came in, took my nerf pistol, my pipe, and called the cops. You?
Dan: Went to a frat party but it got busted after an hour, you gotta see the J-board (judicial board)?
Kirk: Yup, Thursday, they even found a Playboy and are charging me with 'violating respect for self'...
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A whote is a sexy bitch. A whote always comes in a pair. Whote #1 and Whote #2. Whote #1 is likely a Canadian and the coolest person you will ever meet, she has the breasts of a stripper, the eyes of a goddess and the hair of a model. While, Whote #2 is very sexy and down to earth, but she doesn't take shit from anyone. If you mess with Whote #1, Whote #2 will likely rip your heart out and eat it for breakfast. A whote is the girl you always wanted, but could never have.
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“Whose mans is this?” refers to = unaccompanied “that guy”s.
E.g.: the bro who always brings his guitar to the party.
E.g.: When you spot a dude out and you know he missing a woman bc he’s acting or looking or saying something ridiculous, and some girl needs to claim this mess, or it’s about to go over and please no. Nobody wants that.
E.g.: Dat boi who needs to be checked by a strong black female, hopefully storming out yelling something hilarious like, “TYLER!!! Nobody wants to see your penis windmill! Put that sh*t away or it’s not invited home!”
E.g.: the bro who always brings his guitar to the party.
E.g.: When you spot a dude out and you know he missing a woman bc he’s acting or looking or saying something ridiculous, and some girl needs to claim this mess, or it’s about to go over and please no. Nobody wants that.
E.g.: Dat boi who needs to be checked by a strong black female, hopefully storming out yelling something hilarious like, “TYLER!!! Nobody wants to see your penis windmill! Put that sh*t away or it’s not invited home!”
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It originates from prison where the inmates would ask the top dog this question each night and he would provide an answer, the poor soul that was named would provide the evening entertainment, I dont want to go into detail but lets just say a lot of sodomy was involved.
It originates from prison where the inmates would ask the top dog this question each night and he would provide an answer, the poor soul that was named would provide the evening entertainment, I dont want to go into detail but lets just say a lot of sodomy was involved.
Its a basic question and answer scenario with the victim getting a round of fucks, quite literally in some cases.
Whose ass it is gonna be ?
little joe in cell 6
Whose ass is it gonna be ?
Spazzy brian from the data centre, he put the last entry in, lets blame him
Whose ass it is gonna be ?
little joe in cell 6
Whose ass is it gonna be ?
Spazzy brian from the data centre, he put the last entry in, lets blame him
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