whiz kalifa

When you're going to the bathroom for at least a sitting down urination and possibly a poop too.

I'll be back in a minute or maybe ten. I'm going to take a whiz kalifa.

by Worker Bee September 16, 2022

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Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.

Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!

by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 20, 2024

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whiz popper

whistling fireworks, fireworks that whistle

Dad did you get the whiz poppers from the fireworks stand?

by true_true2100 April 5, 2023

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whiz kid

A smart-alecky youngster who is always needing to "drain his radiator".

Whiz kids are supposed to be brilliant and talented; makes me wonder, therefore, if they are actually able to attain such exceptional bladder-control dat they can feel da need to pee whenever they choose, rather than merely letting Mother Nature decide when it's "time to go"?

by QuacksO February 24, 2023

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Gee Whiz

A word once used by youth as a substitute for cursing, but that has now been so associated with the elderly it’s become an ageist slur. It was confirmed at a slur after the “gee whiz” attacks of 2006, where four elderly citizens in New Jersey were roundhouse kicked into critical conditions while the word gee whiz was brutally yelled at them. The same year, the so-called “gee whiz hitmen” broke into a nursing home in Idaho, vandalising the building with the word gee whiz in red blood-like spray paint, and subsequently attempting to throw an elderly man Geoffrey Wilson out of a third story window. The man’s wheelchair proved difficult to fit through the window pane, so the attempt was unsuccessful, and the rioters were arrested. Gee Whiz is now a deeply offensive word, and one that should scarcely be uttered again, unless the elderly wish to reclaim it.

2006 Lilac Flowers Retirement Home attacker: “Geoffrey was nothing but a filthy old Gee Whiz, and one we we felt must be disposed of”

Wilson’s granddaughter: “I will never, ever utter the GW words in my life, they have caused harm to our poor elderly, and I will continue to fight against this all-too-common term”

by geewhizwarrior March 17, 2024

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