whiz kalifa

When you're going to the bathroom for at least a sitting down urination and possibly a poop too.

I'll be back in a minute or maybe ten. I'm going to take a whiz kalifa.

by Worker Bee September 16, 2022

Bilateral Collateral Whiz

Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the “hole”.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor

When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!

by bruno gaboni June 21, 2018

whiz popper

whistling fireworks, fireworks that whistle

Dad did you get the whiz poppers from the fireworks stand?

by true_true2100 April 5, 2023

whiz kid

A smart-alecky youngster who is always needing to "drain his radiator".

Whiz kids are supposed to be brilliant and talented; makes me wonder, therefore, if they are actually able to attain such exceptional bladder-control dat they can feel da need to pee whenever they choose, rather than merely letting Mother Nature decide when it's "time to go"?

by QuacksO February 24, 2023

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

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Person 343: Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》

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Person 343: Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.

Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!

by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 20, 2024