any wedgie that is given to a dork or loser who still wears tighty whiteys by a cool jock who wears damn expensive brand name boxers wedgies hurt like hell i know from experience.
Wedgies do hurt bad!
Wedgies do hurt bad!
i am 13 right now and my mom still buys me tighty whiteys i was on of the popular guys in school until my best friend in the seventh grade thought it would be funny to knock me out while i was in my tighty whiteys in the locker room (nobody knew i wore them cuz i allways changed my shirt last) i woke up hang from the school flagpole in my tighty whiteys with sperm all over my body and i could taste it in my mouth i also had a flag that said im gay right next to me so ya the next morning at about four am my "friends" came back and got me down it turns out i was up there all day for everyone to see when we got out and they started giving me nuclear, atomic, propeller, and all kinds of wedgies you name it they did it they did the marvin 13 times!!!! after that they tied my hands and and feet together and hung in the old shower room after making me suck all their dicks they gave me two laxatives and some nasty stuff to make me pee all day and lots of water so i with my penis and ass hurting so bad i pissed my pants like 30 times and and shit like 3 times the room was full of old equipment so i had to yell for the sixth graders me being in the 8th grade SUPER EMBARASMENT!!!! and the mean evil male gym teacher got me down cleaned me got me some clothes from the LOST AND FOUND (eeeewwwwwwwww!!) and called my mom they never asked who did it and they never found out from then on i was actually gay yes i liked the taste of dick so what i remained the queer dork and that was only 2 weeks ago so ya it hurt like hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Cole Carrol November 13, 2006
Wedgies are where your tighties get wedged right up your butt. Wedgies aare for nerdy tighty whity wearers like me.
I am 13 and one day i was getting changed in the changin rooms and foregot to change my shirt last. 3 people saw and straight after gym class they held me and hung me from the climbing ropes in a hanging wedgie.
after 20 mins they let me down and started giving me a squeaky clean wedgie (flossed my butt). It burnt like f%^$. Now whenever I am alone i get wedgies and kicked in the balls.
after 20 mins they let me down and started giving me a squeaky clean wedgie (flossed my butt). It burnt like f%^$. Now whenever I am alone i get wedgies and kicked in the balls.
by Wedgiegetterer February 13, 2009
So my friends andy and brad invited me over to brads house for the summer. his parents were away for the summer and left him with money and a ton of stuff. so of course we came over. for years they had always given me wedgies. they were some of the most painful experiences i can remember, but i knew not to fight back, i was too weak.so when i got there they immediatly tackled me and stripped off all my clothes except for my tighty whightys, and carried me to the backyard. they spit in my underwear and wedgied them up my butt. then they hung me up on the tree and got sum ducktape, and taped my feet together and strung my arms through the legholes of my undies. Then they taped bags of warm water on my hands and feet, then fed me tons of bottles of water, like ten bottles. they kicked my balls then left. two hour later i fell asleep. i woke up to andy peeing on me and i realized i was soaked cause i peed myself so many times while i slept. they were laughing and taking pictures i looked down and saw i was hard. every day they did this for a whole month, giving me twenty water bottles a day and feeding me meals, never letting me down so i always peed and crapped myself in the hanging wedgie. they also fed me laxitives twice a day so i crapped myself countless times. whenever i got hard they took pictures and kicked my balls hundred of times so i cried. this lasted two month.
by pathetickid November 13, 2010
by wedgie reciver December 04, 2005
a wedgie is a classic prank. aperson comes up behind a person wearing tighty whities and pulls up on the elastic band as hard as the giver can. wedgies are mainly given to males who wear tighty whities and can be done t wearers of boxers. there are many types of wedgies. when the underwear is pulled over the victims head and rests on the forhead is called an atomic wedgie. this one is usually done by two people pulling both sides of the underwear up called a mervin. when the victim is lifted up by his tighty whities and hung on something high so the victim is not touching the ground is called a hanging wedgie. the lifting of the front of the tighty whities and curshing the balls of the victim is called a melvin.
by craig 159 December 28, 2007
one time 2 of my friends were at my house and one went to the toliet and me and the other one was talking.we were so busy talking that the other one came up and gave me the biggest wedgie ever in my red briefs
by wedgie man August 10, 2007