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Washington Candy Apple

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member back into the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.
"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."
by CC-Bone January 9, 2008
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Pressure Washing

The act of cleaning a dirty toilet by urinating extra hard on the grime in the bowl.
"Dude you need to clean that toilet."

"Nah it's alright I've been pressure washing it for a week."
by anon1904791 June 30, 2009
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Salty Warning

What precum should be called. When giving a blowjob, and not wishing to swallow the jizz, take the slight increase in pre- ejaculate to be a salty warning. Not only does it stop you from coming across like a terrified amatuer, it also means the guy is less likely to hold your head and foil your escape.
"Did you spit after sucking off Craig? Cos jizz tastes like the sea, it's awful"

"Didn't need to. I just paid attention to the salty warning and let him spunk on my face"
by MagickDio March 7, 2010
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Polish Washing Machine

When a man sticks his head up a woman's ass and she spins around in a circle.
The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.
by Barkybarky January 3, 2015
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Washington Park

The ghetto, where niggas walk up to your car asking you if you want crack, heroine, weed, or a hooker; and if you dont you'll get shot. so run white boy run!!
Washington Park is the straight up ghetto, dont go there unless you plan on purchasing drugs or prostitutes. also, dont go there if your a pretty white girl.
by Georgie Porgie Meyer Lucas August 21, 2008
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lil-wayning

(verb) for guys to wear extremely tight skinny jeans and sag them way below cheek (butt cheek) in the style of Dwayne Michael Carter Jr otherwise known as Lil Wayne
Tyler couldnt find any other pants so he is lil-wayning a pair of his little sisters size zero american eagle jeans
by scruffy nerd herder May 17, 2010
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washington deadskins

Derogatory term for the washington redskins. Because of how they suck every year. And are getting worse. Snyder needs to hang himself.
Damn, John can't catch a ball worth shit. He plays just like a deadskin. Hail washington deadskins.
by James G9 October 26, 2009
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