Brittish term, to describe the art of male genital stimulation (masturabating), or to describe a person. NOTHING ELSE!!, not "wanking off" or "hes a wank". usually totall idiots who call other people wankers as it is a pathetic insult, but a very good way to describe the act!!
Noun:wanker
Verb:past, wank (had a wank),
present: wanking, having a wank,
future: wank (gonna go home and have a wank)
Noun:wanker
Verb:past, wank (had a wank),
present: wanking, having a wank,
future: wank (gonna go home and have a wank)
Random person 1:I was lookin at some great porn last night, and had a realy good wank!!!!
Random person 2:realy? well, i was talkin to that wanker from school after he showed up at my house
Random person 3: shut up you pair of wankers!!
Random person 2:realy? well, i was talkin to that wanker from school after he showed up at my house
Random person 3: shut up you pair of wankers!!
by An English teen who uses the word on a semi-regular basis March 15, 2006
by wanc March 05, 2003
the process of holding your fingers around your hard penis and moving it to and fro until some white silky liquid shoots 10 feet into the air.
by sucker August 07, 2003
Wank is the slang term for masturbation or if you're annoyed at someone you call them a fucking wank.
by Anonymous February 09, 2003
(adj) origin - Alternate History Forums:
Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable.
Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.
Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable.
Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.
Given that the USA's resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the USA would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years.
Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.
Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.
by graud999 July 05, 2009
by feiticeira December 16, 2002
by USAF Cadet March 05, 2021