Blue waffle

derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down.

I bet your mom has blue waffle

by tickledicks March 22, 2016

Waffing

It's when Perry moves his fart into my direction with the use of his hand.... he waffs it!

Ah shit man stop waffing that fart in my direction... it's sick!

by Doppleganger1 June 21, 2011

Waff

When you've lost a screw or two (or the whole toolbox) and gone mad.
Synonym: crazy, insane

Yooo, we are all so waff.

by PeanutMonkey April 25, 2019

Bare waffle

Bare waffle is just another phrase for talking shit.

a) oh you know i really like clouds like that!

b) you freak, stop chatting bare waffle!

by LAHIFFBLUD July 7, 2010

Coconut Waffledog

The act of a person sprinkling coconut on a fresh pile of dog shit then smearing it onto a waffle or pancake. ( Usually a waffle ) The person will then proceed to ejaculate onto it, after which he/she will eat it.

My girlfriend made me a Coconut Waffledog and after eating it my shit smelled like coconut for 3 weeks.

by shox178 November 30, 2011

Potato Waffle Plate

A plate in the form of potato, with holes in used to place your food on. You can also eat the plate after you have eaten your meal, If you are still hungry. (Not recommended for re-use)

Barry: Hey man, Wanna come round to my house for tea?
Scott: No not today, Im not very hungry.
Barry: Yeah but i've got Potato Waffle Plates.
Scott: Well seeing as though you put it that way, I think i'll come over.

Potato Waffle Plates change everything!

by OrangeBlob250 September 9, 2011

rusty waffle

A vagina that has been stained orange and/or yellow from tobacco spit and nicotine.

That girl has slept with so many rednecks that she probably has a rusty waffle.

by WYTKOKSUKR May 11, 2014