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Walkersville

A town in Frederick, Maryland that is inhabited mostly by cows and rednecks. If you like cow tipping, hanging out at Sheetz, and a sucky football team, this is the town for you!
Walkersville kid: Hey lets go back to my house and go cow tipping.
Frederick kid: Fuck Walkersville.
Walkersville kid: Screw you guys, I'm going to Sheetz.
by J3nna January 15, 2007
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Wankers remorse

Apart from the lonely feeling that one may experience after having a wank, there is also another kind of wanker's remorse. This is usually when the subject views some really good porn and especially in compilations. The subject is ready to blow his load, when the porn goes lame. Too late to stop the ejaculation, he is left with wankers remorse, the desire to have had his orgasm during a more intense scene/shot.

Also know as the Post-Porn Depression
He was enjoying the anal sex scene, but when he started coming, the video switched to a tittyfucking scene. If only he had come earlier, he would now not be enduring wankers remorse.
by Jake D Snake January 30, 2010
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Walkers

The crisp compamy which scams people. 98% air in the bags.
"Have you got Walkers"
"Yeah bro, but why did you want air?"
by Elkonik June 28, 2019
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Wankers' Callous

'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.
Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.

Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.

Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.
by BGH122 May 21, 2010
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wankers tache

The hair which pertrudes from around the belly button, down to the groin region
Fuck me shep, u wanna sort out that wankers tache, u cud put dread locks in that fucker.
by Phil Szczoczarz January 14, 2008
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Willy wacker

pulling down your pants and shouting anyone want be my willy wacker only bad thing is some people will kick you in the balla ouch that got hurt
Who like be my willy wacker it’s wacky it’s fun I’m about to cum
by Sex vibe July 7, 2018
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Wish Wacker

A person who infatuated with another person, but is unable to gain the other's affection so he or she concedes to masturbation.
Brian wants Jane so Bad! But she hates him. Brian will have deal with being a wish wacker.
by Q-Bert September 11, 2005
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