wish shopping

going to the mall to look for stuff that you wish you would buy or have

Kid: hey mom can we go get go shopping
Mom: no but we can go wish shopping

by wtwer April 9, 2013

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bitches with wishes

A woman who would not be considered attractive to many men, but one whom will tell people a man, who is outside of her league, flirted with or hit on her.

Man - “All those bitches with wishes saying that I hit on them.”

-or-
“She is just one of those bitches with wishes.”

by Hottie H October 27, 2023

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Wish-Wosh

The act of gaining a sexy lassie's trust only to give'r the ol' "quarter pounder with balls".

Jules: Dad, have you seen my phone?
Me: Come in my room, it might be anywhere...
Jules: Ok!
Later...
(Muffled) Dad stop i'm only 15.
Me: That's what she said, and that's what you're 'bout to say soon...
Jules: What?
Me: *lip bites naughtily*
Jules: OoooOooOOOooh daddy yes! Give it to me! Gimme the ol' wish-wosh

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 7, 2022

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Stealing Wishes

the act of taking coins from a fountain

person 1: *takes 4 quarters from fountain*
person 2: Hey! Stop stealing wishes!
person 1: I didn't steal anything.
person 2: Yeah you did. Someone wished on that coin and now you took the coin so you stole it and the wish is in it so you stole the wish.
person 1: huh?
person 2: *takes quarters* Just leave the wishes in there! *throws quarters back in*
person 1: Hey!

by freakazoid2222242 December 22, 2010

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