Winter wife

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, only to be dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy. If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue, the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her "boyfriend" can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter wife
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

by Unintended November 27, 2012

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Nuclear Winter

Something the NCR members wish for.

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

by rubymaster7 May 6, 2021

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amiyah winters

Awesome person great at drawing kind lovable makes friends easily!!

Amiyah winters can draw for 100 people in one day!!

by Anonymous360 December 4, 2016

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Winter Classic

A sexual position incorporating an ice hockey net.

When we got done she asked what that was, I said the Winter Classic
The net is off its moorings, the Winter Classic is underway.
Puck sluts love the Winter Classic
If the crease has a stain, it's the Winter Classic to blame.
Did you hear about the zamboni driver and his wife last night? Did the Winter Classic so long it went into overtime.

by DonCherryPopper January 1, 2015

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