wiffington

matty windles smelly breath

they shud call u sir wiffington

by matty windle the gimp October 13, 2010

Thrift Wiff

The smell you smell as you enter a thrift store.

As I walked into the Goodwill I definitely got a thrift wiff.

Smell may come from: Old shoes, old clothes, used books, etc., all enclosed together in the same building.

by natal33to June 3, 2009

Piff Whiffer

One who smells, sniffs, or whiffs little little kids bicycle seats

My convicted next door neighbor is a piff whiffer.

by benparfae11 December 9, 2008

wiffli

Acronym for "when I fucking feel like it." Useful as a catch-all answer for when you're going to get something done.

Boss: When are those floors gonna get swept?
Employee: Wiffli.

A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.

I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.

by Talmanes November 17, 2007

whiffy biff

Someone with a smelly foo/ mooey/ vagina or just used as an insult!

na mate... that girls nasty, she's gotta whiffy biff!!

"GET YOUR BIFF OUT"

dont you just love the smell of biff in the morning ?!

Mate i can smell her whiffy biff from ere

oi love u have one whiffybiff

u know its been a good session when she ends up with a whiffybiff on the journey home

Shut ur legs u biff is whiffy

mate i smashed that lauren last nite and she had a right whiffybiff!!!!

mate have a whif of that biff

by imperialmike October 1, 2009

whiffum

Is anything and everything, but is nothing. It does exist but also does not exist. it is a whiffum.

Your a whiffum. . . fucking whiffums.

by xXmTsXx November 7, 2013

whiffed on it

forgot to attend, spaced out and missed it...

Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.

by lnmore borrowed from Deb January 20, 2009