Urban Monkey Warfare

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.

"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Whartonite

Someone that is attending, or is an alumnus of the prestigious Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania. The term can be used to describe both undergrads and MBA students and alumni.

That's a power couple if I ever saw one. She made partner at a top consulting firm in 5 years flat, and he runs the biggest hedge fund in the business. It's not surprising to learn that they're both Whartonites.

by koolducati February 6, 2007

Show Me Your Warface

1. The face you make when engaged in a combat situation, or any situation you find serious enough.

Quote from Full Metal Jacket

Drill Sargent: "Show me your warface!"
Private: "Sir?"
Drill Sargent: "You got a warface? AHHHHHHHH! That's a warface, now let me see your warface!"

by Super Extremely Cool Story November 10, 2010

Modern Warfare 2

A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.

A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.

Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"

Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"

by shcoome March 2, 2010

Religious warfare

people killing other people over who has the best invisible friend

person 1: Hey, my invisible friend talks to me, and they say you're a NERD!
person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!

by stewbobjimkirk April 22, 2009

Wharves

Slang definition for: Whatever/whatevs. Indifference. Not caring.

Amanda: "Do you guys want chocolate or vanilla ice cream?"

Heather: "Wharves, I like anything".

Samantha: "Same here. It's wharves to me, yo"

by wharving it up June 23, 2012

modern warfare 2

A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls

11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"

Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"

*1 game later*

Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"

*1 more game later*

Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"

*1 knife later*

Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"

*1 more knife*

Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*

*next week*

Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"

Gamer: "Infinity Ward"

by Harruxx ftw :) September 8, 2010