Wasposexual/Wasporomantic

A person who is sexually or romantically attracted to wasps and wants to have sexual intercouse and/or romantic dates with them.

"That kid is a Wasposexual/Wasporomantic!"
"What why does he want to fuck a wasp?"

by CarterSmith September 12, 2023

mega-wasserday

Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.

Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday

by Granuppie July 31, 2009

Red Wasp

Term used as a name for Budweisers.

"Damn bro, Britt let the red wasps sting him last night".
"Will, how am I supposed to play basketball with a nest of red wasps in my stomach".

by Chas1860 June 30, 2013

megan wasserman

short, angry, redhead

oh no, megan wasserman is coming. watch out

by Hi howdy Hi Hey Hi November 24, 2019

Tarantula hawk wasp

Black, orange winged insects that hunt tarantulas with one of the most painful stings ever recorded. Also horrifying nightmare fuel that makes me want to nuke this planet from orbit. They are also enemies in 'Fallout: New Vegas' known as cazadors.

Mick: what the fuck is th-

*gets stung by a tarantula hawk wasp*

Mick was later found dead due to cardiac arrest.

by laserbreak May 16, 2017

Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009

wasserday

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.

by Granuppie April 27, 2009