ZOMBIE VOTER

A vote cast by someone who is deceased.

The Newspaper reported that a 170 year old man voted in the past election. That is one heck of a Zombie Voter.

by MKUFAMS1099 November 8, 2020

Nine-Volter

A person with questionable personal hygiene.

"That bird from last night was a bit of a nine-volter"
"Be fair- she HAD been dancing all night"

by Azenath69 December 19, 2021

I got voters to let this be a definition

Some people looked at this definition and let it be a part of the website. People had the choice to vote against this yet decided not to. I have the most shitty sense of humor but so do at least a few other people. thank you.

I got voters to let this be a definition haha lol

by TheGraffitiman64 December 10, 2019

Voter Drive

Where someone drives you out of state to register to vote so you can vote multiple times and/or illegally. Used to get around voting requirements including felony charges, recent incarceration and/or questionable citizenship.

Did you hear ACORN is having a Voter Drive we's all going to some place called Ohio to vote. They be buying us lunch and everythin'. Maybe we can get some free stuff out of this.

by Robert Dotras February 19, 2009

voters

the people who won't let my stuff be published on the urban dictionary.

i fucking h8te these voters!!!!!!1!!!

by DIEQUIK May 7, 2019

Voters remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret months after the election. The feeling of why did i vote that way ? Why did i vote for him ?

Usually this feeling hits during tax time of the first year after a presidential election.

Guy1: dude, im going through voters remorse cause i realized i shoilda voted for Sanders !

by Theamazinggeek March 13, 2018

votercandoring

verb- (to) define, or re-define, voter districts with the primary intent that citizens themselves quorum upon boundaries best suited to their needs as a community. This concept does not necessarily require contiguous geographic boundaries within a selected population; however, it would solve the problem of partisan disenfranchisement traditionally achieved through Gerrymandering.

"Wait, what's the opposite of Gerrymandering... oh shit, it's never been done before?? Well let's just say it's votercandoring for now since candor mandates the quality of being open, honest, and sincere."

by kiayakwala April 10, 2017